#10 It's spring, daytime highs are 10 degrees
#9 More students ride snow machines (that's snowmobiles to you midwesterners) than bikes to school
#8 Eskimo time means you might have to wait over an hour for a van to pick you up
#7 When you ask a 7th grade class "Who has helped someone in their family butcher an animal?", every single hand goes up
#6 Shooting a caribou for a science experiment is no big deal
#5 If you say you're going to "the store" there's really no question as to which one it is, there is only one.
#4 Dusk starts at about 11pm, night doesn't really happen
#3 Middle school girls laugh at you when you tell them 32 degrees is cold
#2 Running outside is not an option for fear of being eaten
#1 You haven't seen a 2 wheel drive vehicle since Chicago
And remember, lunch is a sprint, not a marathon.
-Peter
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